Baku

What's teh use? It ain't like teh good ol' days o' princess stealin' and treasure huntin'. S'all down teh whiskey en' work neh. I miss dhose days... Blank's been gone for seh long and Zidane and deh other boys are back in teh Lindlbum.

A month ago, I were at Jecht's grand ol' party, getting mighty drunk, yet the next thing I knew I was in deh Evil Forest, unpetrified! it was dangerous but I made it out o'live using my trusty blade an' meh whiskey (an' some matches teh)! I finally had made it out o' deh forest but was carried down deh river to Buhmesea where I fought through raining plains and tore up dhat ol' capital city as I were surrounded by the remnants o' many a black mage! Then through deh grotta and teh Lindlbum! but not before hordes o' vicious dragons and ladybuggers! FInally Lindblum I had done thought! I was almost out of deh whiskeh teh! but then I was called in beh Cid, I had to go all other deh world doing him all sorts 'o favours and finally I made myself back teh deh mall! Luckily Jecht covered meh job! Sadly I've been rather dehpressed since comin' teh the mall. I've been drownin' me self in whiskey sinceh.

Met a new felleh at work todeh, his names' Jecht er somethin'. Quite the drunk, I dun think he's more of a drunkard n' me, but then I'm drunk off 10 bottles of whiskeh at any given timeh, 20 at breakfast, 30 at lunch, and 40 at dinneh, by night I've done drunk en' entire bar. And yeh wonder why I live in a pen with deh chocobos! I's got no moneh for anythin's else...

I was eating a bucket o' fired chocobo wings walkin' back teh deh Farm after it'd been fixed and I passed some large domeh like forest and suddenly it seemed like I was bein' smuthered with ol' mall dogs, next thing I know I'm tied up and in some damp ol' cave place being interrogated by some moogle er' whateveh, kept demandin' meh where Cocoa was er Chocolate er somethin' was and he kept semih drownin' meh in deh lagoon watah... Finally, ol' Marcus and deh boys rescued meh and took out deh moogle, it seemed like I was in captiviteh for weeks, maybe days... I'm not teh sure... but I'm back now and back at work at teh Sphere.

It went deh way o' the phehnix... Ol' Du meh neighbor is helpin' repair deh ol' place but I've decided teh just move on out, I'm headed teh that Shin-rah place, it dounds like a nice place teh live, reminds meh o' Lindblum just a bit.

Meh lifes back on deh track, but somethin' is missin'. I need something ter do with meh time. Meh days are teh empty. I think I'll round Tantalus up fer a good ol' plunderin' er kidnappin'. Ought teh be fun.

A nice long vacation was all eh I needed. I saw all eh neededeh. Saw all manners o' things. Twere' quite deh trip. I hear that little Viveh fellow opened a shop o' his in deh mall... I'll be sure teh not go, I never was a fan o' magics.  Ability to steal tis all I need. I'll head back teh work tomorreh, if Blank's softened up in meh leave I'll smack em' into the wall.

Now everywhen is tryin' teh convince meh not teh kill meeself. Tis' terribeh. Seymeh has given meh paid vacation so I'll beh takin' some days off teh recooperate... Nothin' speciah, jes' need some time teh relax and get meh life togetheh.

Brahneh left meh.. sheh saideh... *hic* that she'd rather haveh a real maneh, a lesbian whateveh deh fuck dhat is... I think... I will... kill mehself... yeh... sounds *hic* goodeh... Mumeh, here eh come....

I'ma takin' a week offeh to geh teh Lindblum and relax, also teh whip dhose ol' tantalus boys inteh shape. Brahne's stayin' behind, she's enjoyin' punting customers off of deh foundation for deh statue they're buildin'. I wonder who its of... Well I'll beh gone for a while, enojeh yeh roastin' mall.